Many people can't remember jokes, punch lines, or the point behind them. This tremendous collection of jokes (one for every day of the year and then some...) is different, because these are the shortest jokes ever written. Deep in meaning and touching on all subjects of life, they jab at everyone in every modern situation. Fun can be fleeting, and being able to tell a quick joke about any subject shows intelligence, wit, and thought. In our busy day, we don't have the time for long, complicated jokes with even longer punchlines, so celebrated humanitarian, chef, and Academy Award-watching author, Buster Gutt has compiled over 300 jokes, designed to brighten our busy lives. This book will tickle everyone who is looking to impress their friend with a quick, short joke. Q: What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A: A Pokemon. Q: What is a lymph? A: It's walking with a lisp. Q: What do you call a funny exam question? A: A testicle. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to...You get it--They're short jokes. Humor is a sign of intelligence, superior wealth, and is often paired in the same sentence with sexual prowess and resistance to malepattern baldness. Don't let readers make the biggest mistake of their lives and miss out on the funniest, most gut-busting book of the season. We could all use a little laughter in our life!
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The Ultimate Collection Of The Funniest, Laugh-Out-Loud Rib-Ticklers
Author: Graham Cann
They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A wise sage once said, "Laughter is, and will always be, the best form of therapy" so go on, cheer yourself up with this fabulous collection of mirth and merriment. Customers who have bought '1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes' are leaving 5 star reviews ◆ "If your mornings are feeling a bit "Groundhog Day" at the moment, I prescribe this gem of a book and some decent coffee. Made me feel better, instantly. The only problem is how to stop reading...a real chortle fest, even had my notoriously grumpy husband chuckling over his bacon sandwich, no mean feat" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great book for cheering oneself & others up. The majority of the jokes are short or one liners so the laughs come thick & fast, great for parties & other celebrations, wouldn't be without it" ★★★★★ ◆ "Absolutely loved this. It was really FUNNY!!" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great resource for best man speeches" ★★★★★ ◆ "Just what I needed a book of jokes to cheer me up with all the world events going on. Lovely to enjoy some short jokes ... hours of laughs in many different categories" ★★★★★ Press the BUY NOW button!
When Congress Makes a Joke is an engaging look at the intentional use of humor by members of Congress, exploring their humor as political communication. Highlighting several politicians noted for their use of humor including Senators Robert Dole and Alan Simpson and Representatives Patricia Schroeder and Barney Frank, among others this intriguing book features original personal interviews with the Congress members, allowing them to talk about their own (and others') use of humor in political ways. Yarwood also includes theories of humor as communication, a historical look at humor in Congress, the function of telling humorous stories, and the role of humor in the integration of African American and women members into the institution of Congress. Readers will find When Congress Makes a Joke an enjoyable, accessible view into humor's place in political communication how it is created, how it is used, and what consequences may stem from it."
One Liners, Stories, Puns, Dad Jokes and Bad Jokes
Author: Bob Carroll
In this book is a collection of jokes from around the world. Bob Carroll has accumulated one liners and short jokes over the years and now he has put them in book form. Bob Carroll held the Guinness Book of Records for telling jokes for over 24 hours in 1979. For the last years, he has posted four or five jokes a day on Facebook to brighten the day of his friends and fans. Most of these jokes are from Bob's files and a lot of them he created just for Facebook. He performed professionally as a comedy magician and ventriloquist. When he retired, he still wanted to make people laugh so he started writing jokes on the internet. Bob loves the clean, fun, corny, good and even bad jokes. Puns? One of the lowest forms of humor but who doesn't want to groan over a bad joke. You will find a lot of them in this collection of comedy. No claim is made that these are all original jokes. They are floating around as memes, one liners and hiding out on web pages. Bob wanted to find the ones that made him laugh and hopefully, you will too!
Now available in paper! Offers opportunities for research into various ethnic and national groups. Together, students and teachers find out about customs, foods, games, and art forms from around the world. The book is profusely illustrated with photographs, diagrams, activity sheets, maps, bulletin board ideas, and easy-to-follow detailed instructions for arts and crafts projects. Cloth edition [0-8108-2880-4] published in 1995.
Raised in the Primitive Baptist Church, teenage Beulah Buchanan marries the much older deacon Ralph Rainey to escape from her oppressive parents, thus jumping from the frying pan into the fire. Over the next six years, Beulah works in her domineering husband's cafe and cooks him dinner at home every night, dutifully attends church, and lets herself be led into an affair with the preacher. When she embarasses her husband by not cooking enough food for the ravenous visiting revival preacher, Ralph "chastises" Beulah with his belt. When he tries to beat her again, she fights back and locks him in the cooler at his cafe. Why Beulah Shot Her Pistol Inside the Baptist Church is a new take on the Southern Gothic tragedy, told in Beulah's innocently hilarious voice.