The History of Farting

Author: Benjamin Bart

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

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Category: Humor

Page: 160

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This is a collection of papers from the Bart Collection on the history of farting. The collection was started by Benjamin Bart on discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and are available with the help of the Australian Literature Council. The book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts. Also included are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge, and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favourite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.

The Benefit of Farting

Author: Jonathan Swift

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 114

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What is the nature, essence, and definition of a fart? What are the consequences and disadvantages of suppressing one? Why is farting considered to be a taboo? Swift's treatise argues eloquently, in a forceful and posteriori fashion, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulences not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's "Essay upon Wind" provides a detailed analysis, classification, and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent and historic farters.

The Complete Book of Farts

Author: Alec Bromcie

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 160

View: 985

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

The Big Book of Farts

Because a Fart is Always Funny

Author: James Carlisle

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 102

View: 434

This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

The Fart Tootorial

Farting Fundamentals, Master Blaster Techniques, and the Complete Toot Taxonomy

Author: Ben Applebaum

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 112

View: 275

From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

A Natural History of the Fart

Author: Jim Dawson

Publisher: Ten Speed Press

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 176

View: 252

This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.” From the Trade Paperback edition.

On Farting

Language and Laughter in the Middle Ages

Author: V. Allen

Publisher: Springer

ISBN:

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 239

View: 993

This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.

The Ultimate Fart Activity Book

Funny Fart Facts, Science, Cute Fart Memes, Fart Activities, Puzzles, Coloring Pages, And More! For All Ages.

Author: E V Pepper

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Page: 128

View: 655

What happens when you fart in an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels! Welcome to the wonderful world of Farts! This is not your average coloring book. It's the Ultimate Fart Activity Book! This stinky book is filled with clean funny jokes, farty puzzles, the history of farts, fart science, and tons of stinky facts! A perfect gift for your farty friend or kids of all ages. Give the gift of farts today! Happy Coloring! What't the perfect gift for that fart lover in your family? It's the fart activity book! Filled with all the fart information you could ever want and probably too much information in most cases! This book is sure to entertain any adult or kid who is wondering why everybody farts but is afraid to ask. If it's a fart gift your looking for, a funny fart book, or just some farty jokes, this gag gift is guaranteed to have you FOTF (farting on the floor). HAVE FUN FARTING!

The Little Book of Farting

Author: Alec Bromcie

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Flatulence

Page: 95

View: 913

The Little Book of Farting is a collection of wise and witty words from the great men of history, philosophy and literature as well as comtemporary views on the subject and up-to-date scientific discoveries.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts

An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting; US Edition

Author: Whalen

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 142

View: 833

How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.