Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants Are Haunted

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be. They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?

Dear Dumb Diary Collection

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

ISBN:

Category:

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This collection includes BOOKS 1-10 of the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series!! Dear Dumb Dairy #1: Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants are Haunted!, Dear Dumb Diary #3: Am I the Princess or the Frog?, Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever, Dear Dumb Diary #5: Can Adults Become Human?, Dear Dumb Diary #6: Problem With Here Is That It's Where I'm From, Dear Dumb Diary #7: Never Underestimate Your Dumbness, Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything, Dear Dumb Diary #9: That's What Friends Aren't For, Dear Dumb Diary #10: The Worst Things Life Are Also Free

Dear Dumb Diary

A Triple Scoop of Rage with Giggle Sprinkles, by Jamie Kelly. Books 1-3

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 394

View: 646

A collection of the first three books of the diary of Jamie Kelly, a middle school girl, relating her troubles in school and her personal life.

Dear Dumb Diary

Author: Scholastic Inc.

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 394

View: 571

Offers the first two titles in the popular series featuring middle school student Jamie Kelly's diary entries about her life at home and at school.

Dear Dumb Diary #5: Can Adults Become Human?

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 128

View: 607

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Dear Dumb Diary, My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right? Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

View: 364

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her "flawless" friend, Angeline, her favorite band, and all the trials and tribulations of middle school.

Dear Dumb Diary #9: That's What Friends Aren't For

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

View: 477

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her. Dear Dumb Diary, So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Haunted

Author: Linda Jansma

Publisher: De Crime Compagnie

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 416

View: 677

From the Dutch award-winning author, Linda Jansma, comes a thriller that goes from heartbreaking to heart stopping in the blink of an eye.. Haunted Sixteen years ago, something terrible happened to Janine so terrible she never told anyone. Now she is a successful business woman and owner of a famous dance club in Amsterdam. With a wonderful husband and lovely daughter Janine seems to have it all, until in one life-shattering moment the love of her life is murdered in cold blood. Completely devastated and alone, she fears her past is finally catching up with her - threatening not only her own life but also that of her daughter `Enigmatic crime, an engaging protagonist and pulse-pounding surprise, drive Linda Jansmas Haunted. This, the first translation of one of her books into English, is both brilliantly done and a must read Leighton Gage, author of the Chief Inspector Silva Series.

Haunted

Author: Jeanne C. Stein

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 519

Anna Strong—kick-ass bounty hunter and vampire—has made some enemies in her time. But it’s not just her old foes she should be worried about in this novel in Jeanne C. Stein's national bestselling series. Anna’s shape-shifting friend Culebra finally opens up to her about his life before he owned Beso de la Muerte, a bar catering to supernatural clientele. As if summoned by the conversation, Culebra’s past stumbles into his bar in the form of an old buddy cashing in a favor. Soon Anna, Culebra and her ex, DEA agent Max, find themselves deep in Mexico, dealing with drug cartel infighting, old vendettas and missing girls. Mexico just may prove to be Anna’s best match yet...

Let Us Pretend this Never Happened

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 95

View: 713

In her diary, middle school student Jamie Kelly describes her life at home and at school, including her attempts to triumph over her nemesis, the beautiful and popular Angeline.