How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

Author: Jason Offutt

Publisher: Permuted Press

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page:

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The human race is an endangered species. Vampires, werewolves, Bigfoot, and killer robots – they’re all trying to kill us. Killer robots even have the word “killer” in their name. Can it get more obvious? We need to rid the world of these monsters before they rid the world of us. All of them. But these monsters aren’t real, right? Wrong, and you’re dead. These creatures wander the periphery of our reality, waiting for a moment of weakness, and then attack while we’re home alone in our underwear. “How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a guidebook on how to rid your life of these monsters before they kill you, so sharpen that machete and gas up the weed whacker, folks. Each chapter contains: · How to identify the monster · Who’s going to help you kill it · Your arsenal and where to keep it (kitchen, bathroom, living room, garage, etc.). · Behavior of the monster while you’re trying to kill it · Disposing of the body · Monster powers · Monster weaknesses · How to avoid the monster “How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a must have home defense guide for the do-it-yourself slayer. After using this book, you too can understand that setting gnomes on fire with a Bic lighter and a can of Aqua Net is funny.

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Aliens! Vampires! Zombies!

Author: Sean Michael Welch

Publisher: Permuted Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 380

View: 471

In 1897, aliens observing Earth accidentally unleash a horde of zombies across the planet. Anita Hemmings joins Samuel Clemens and Edith Wharton in a desperate fight for their lives, while the aliens seek assistance from Voltaire, Caravaggio, and Alexander Hamilton to help save Earth from an ignominiously chewy death.

The Cain Prophecy (Lilitu Trilogy Book 3)

Author: Toby Tate

Publisher: Permuted Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 209

View: 989

Far out in the desert, a superhuman assassin known only as Cain is using blood money to finance the excavation of an artifact as old as the earth itself. CIA operative Gabrielle “Gabe” Lincoln has a very short time to learn the secret of Cain’s power–or soon the earth and everyone in it will be annihilated.

Never Let Me Leave (The Melissa Allen Trilogy Book 2)

Author: Jennifer Brozek

Publisher: Permuted Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 167

View: 378

What would you do if you found yourself locked in an underground lab with a murderous alien hunting you? Melissa Allen and her new friends know exactly how it feels. With no help from the outside and time running out, it’s up to Melissa to keep herself and the other teens safe. How can she do that when she’s not sure who she can trust? Someone in the lab helped that alien escape. Someone human.

War for the Mare (Fall of Man Book 3)

Author: Jacqueline Druga

Publisher: Permuted Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 159

View: 843

After thousands of years of enslaving the human race, the Sybarians were forced into hiding, only to emerge again from the shadows and reclaim the world. Now man wants it back–and they need a special warrior to lead them into battle. Vala is a Mare. Throughout the battles of man versus Sybaris, the Mares have been instrumental in victory. Soon, thanks to Vala, the human rebellion is secure. Until a new enemy emerges–one that is darker and stronger than any human and Sybaris combined. The war begins.

Matriarchal Nazi Cannibals / The Menacing of Julia

Sp Double Feature

Author: Jason Offutt

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 164

View: 485

There once was great age of theaters - buildings filled with the scent of stale popcorn and entertainment that had everyone cheering...or cringing...as stories unfolded. Most offered a double feature that kept audiences enthralled for hours. We, here at Strigidae Publishing, wish to bring back the fun of those days gone by, giving authors the opportunity to deliver novellas just the right size to chew on. MATRIARCHAL NAZI CANNIBALS by Jason Offutt Holle is a cute little town of 500, nestled in the half-forgotten hills of Missouri. The only industry still floating among the cluster of buildings is the meat packing plant...well that and Gretta's cafe. Smiles from the townspeople are a little too broad...a little too lingering...and appear just a little too hungry. Heidi Gottschalk and her friends hit town from the university hoping to finish a film project before the semester's over. Stranded in Holle, the friends find out just how lively the night life can be. THE MENACING OF JULIA by Adam Millard Julia has a lot on her plate. Not only is she walking through life by working in a lousy excuse for a bar, but she's taking care of her teenage sister who's struggling with the ravages from cancer. A stranger appears one night, interrupting her pushing of alcoholic bliss on the masses. The charming Pryce is full of confidence, oozing with charm. "Oozing" is something Julia doesn't have time for, or want even if circumstances were better. ...but Pryce isn't one to take no for an answer."

An Anthology of Russian Folk Epics

Author: James Bailey

Publisher: M.E. Sharpe

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 409

View: 454

This anthology presents translations of thirty songs about Ilya Muromets, Dobrynya, Sadko, and other legendary characters of Russian folklore. An extensive introduction provides basic background about Russian epics, their poetics, the history of their collection, their performance context, and their main interpretations. In addition, there is a short introduction to each song, explaining its plot, allusions, and interpretations. A glossary of common terms and a selected bibliography of studies about the Russian epic in English and Russian are also included in the volume.

Encyclopedia of Folk Heroes

Author: Graham Seal

Publisher: ABC-CLIO

ISBN:

Category: Reference

Page: 347

View: 252

Entries describe the origins and deeds of folk heroes as they have existed in folktales, songs, oral tradition, and other folklore genres.

The Video Source Book

A Guide to Programs Currently Available on Video in the Areas Of: Movies/entertainment, General Interest/education, Sports/recreation, Fine Arts, Health/science, Business/industry, Children/juvenile, how To/instruction

Author: James M. Craddock

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Performing Arts

Page:

View: 436