Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes

about Tiger, Phil, Bubba, Rory, Rickie, Jack, Arnie, and all the rest.

Author: Dick Crouser

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 96

View: 519

An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!

Golf, It's Just a Game

The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

Author: Bruce Lansky

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 112

View: 758

This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf, as well as some wonderfully clever golf cartoons. There's a smile on every page. This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf by Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Harvey Penick, Bob Hope, Buddy Hackett, Lewis Grizzard, Gerald Ford, and others. You'll also find wonderfully clever cartoons. There's a smile on every page. Sample Quotes: "I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." --Gerald Ford "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." --Hank Aaron

What You Don't Know About Turning 50

A Funny Birthday Quiz

Author: P.D. Witte

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 128

View: 547

This entertaining quiz pokes fun at growing older and are accompanied by amusing cartoons by Steve Mark. Life’s stages bring about many humorous changes. A funny 50th birthday quiz Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems? A: Depends. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

Spanish Without Words

Now you can communicate in Spanish even if you don't know a single word.

Author: David Tarrada Agea

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 96

View: 151

You don’t need words to speak Spanish. All you really need is this unique "phrase book" of the most common Spanish expressions, complete with authentic Spanish gestures and body language. It's the fastest and funniest way to learn Spanish ever published. You don’t need words to speak Spanish. You don't have to study Spanish, or travel to Spain or Latin America to communicate in Spanish, either. All you really need is this unique "phrase book" of the most common Spanish expressions, complete with authentic Spanish gestures and body language. It's the fastest and funniest way to learn Spanish ever published. Now, even if you don't know a single word of Spanish, you can learn the most common greetings and expressions, dinner-table comments, hot vows of love, bargaining tricks, insults, threats and curses. This book shows you how. There's no faster or funnier way to learn how to communicate in Spain or Latin America, in Spanish, Mexican, Puerto Rican or Argentinian restaurants, with your grandparents or your friends.

You're Never too Old to Laugh

A laugh-out-loud collection of cartoons, quotes, jokes, and trivia on growing older

Author: Ed Fischer

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 128

View: 483

INSPIRING QUOTES, JOKES, and CARTOONS FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART! Being "old" isn't what it used to be. Elders today are active, fun, and ready for something new. Stay young at heart with the wit, wisdom, and inspiration you'll find in this book by Ed Fischer. It's time to be the new you. Live it up. Laugh often. Love life like never before.

Golf Is a Funny Game

Author: Allan Zullo

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 224

View: 201

Whether it's the hacker who caught his own ricocheted drive, the pro who stripped down to his shorts to play a shot, or the caddie who lost a golf bag during a round, one thing is certain: Golf is a funny game." -From the introduction From bogies and birdies to par shots and eagles, Zullo offers outrageously funny golf tales certain to entertain golf's millions of enthusiasts. More Golf Is a Funny Game From Arnie's infamous run-in with the ninth tee at Rancho Park Golf Course to the amateur hacker who was hit in the head by his own ricocheting golf ball, Allan Zullo presents more than 100 sidesplitting anecdotes of life on the green for linksmen and women in dire need of a laugh and a lower handicap. Recounting mulligans and master strokes from the days hickory shafts ruled the fairways to the 2006 PGA, Champions, and LPGA Tours, this comical compendium is executed with the precision of a flawless bunker shot into the cup.

"And Then Seve Told Freddie..."

A Collection of the Greatest True Gold Stories Ever Told

Author: Don Wade

Publisher: Contemporary Books

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 224

View: 712

The fifth book in the popular "And Then Jack Said to Arnie . . ". series brings out of the locker room and onto the first tee a delightful treasury of the greatest true golf stories ever told. 20 line drawings.

And Then Tiger Told the Shark...

A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time

Author: Don Wade

Publisher: Contemporary Books

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 208

View: 997

A collection of some of the greatest golf stories ever told features true to life tales of the greatest golfers to ever play the game, continuing the series started in And Then Jack Said to Arnie.

Cleveland Cops

The Real Stories They Tell Each Other

Author: John H. Tidyman

Publisher: Gray & Company

ISBN:

Category: History

Page: 251

View: 215

Hilarious and heartbreaking true stories told by 60 Cleveland police officers about life patrolling the streets. These are stories the rest of us rarely get to hear: Their biggest arrests, the dumbest criminals, the funniest practical jokes, the most frightening moments. It's an inside look at the toughest job in town.