I Not Dead

Author: Graham Roumieu

Publisher: Plume


Category: Humor

Page: 96

View: 488

In a second "memoir," Bigfoot continues to set the record straight about himself as he describes life as a misunderstood forest gentleman, the disadvantages of being a celebrity, cannibalism, violence, and lack of toilet training.

I Killed Bigfoot

Author: Kevin Nesgoda

Publisher: Kevin Nesgoda



Page: 15

View: 475

Seeing a sasquatch in the wild is one thing. Seeing a sasquatch in the wild and running it down with your SUV is another. In the State of Washington, it's very illegal to kill a bigfoot. So what would you do if you ran one down on a fairly busy backwoods highway? Join our hero in part one of this series and find out how he plans to deal with the situation. Book 1 of 5

101 Ways to Kill Your Boss

Author: Graham Roumieu

Publisher: Plume Books


Category: Humor

Page: 112

View: 384

The author and illustrator of the hilarious "Bigfoot: I Not Dead" and "Me Write Book" comes out of the woods and charges straight into the corporate jungle with this collection of deadly doodles.

Bigfoot Across America

Author: Philip L. Rife

Publisher: iUniverse


Category: Nature

Page: 208

View: 718

A TRUCKER IN FLORIDA GETS PICKED UP BY BIGFOOT: I saw this thing come up to the door of the cab. This thing was tall, covered with darkish hair. It stuck its face right into the cab. When the thing leaned in, its body brushed against my feet. That's how close we were. These two huge hands grabbed my legs. I was dragged out of the truck. The thing just tucked me under one of his arms like I was a rag doll. My head was pushed down into that fur, and I almost gagged from the stench. With me under his arm, he walked around to the front of the truck. He moved in front of the lights and looked at me. It was as if he was inspecting me and deciding whether to keep me or throw me away. I knew I was in bad trouble if he dragged me off. I didn't know what he wanted with me. I just knew I wanted out of there. (from Chapter 4)

Bigfoot: Monster Of The Ice

Author: Michele Wallace Campanelli

Publisher: Simon and Schuster


Category: Fiction

Page: 79

View: 455

Frantic about his missing wife, Adam Reese travels to a small island off the coast of Canada with their thirteen year old son, Sean. There the two learn that a major new animal discovery was made while Mary was filming a documentary on polar bears for Planet X. Now members of that film crew are disappearing, one by one. Is it because the documentary is now worth millions? Not any amount of money or new animal discovery drives Adam on. Adam won't give up finding the love of his life, Mary, especially for the sake of their son. Somehow, Adam must rescue Mary from the fanged creature that has snatched her out of the cold, freezing snow. He must save her from the white-haired Bigfoot, the Yeti...the monster of the ice. Recommended reading age: 13-17

Last Bigfoot in Dixie

Author: Wally Avett

Publisher: Bell Bridge Books


Category: Fiction


View: 115

Killer bear, Appalachian psycho, Yankee gold . . . He's on the trail of something big . . . Deep in the Great Smokies, a huge black bear kills a child at a campground, and a hunt begins in a quiet mountain community where such threats are rare. Wade, an outdoorsman and backwoods columnist, is quickly deputized to find and slay the massive beast terrorizing tourists and locals alike. While on the trail, he is wounded by a pot-grower's booby trap and stalked by Junior, an authentic Appalachian psychopath. Two fellow deputies are gunned down, and rumors of buried Civil War gold surface. Wade gets unexpected assistance from a wannabe writer whose gifts prove helpful even after mushroom trances and spiritual quests--enhanced by a Minnesota Vikings horn-helmet. The discovery of a mysterious doll ties into grisly murders from the past, and Wade meets a tough, old Marine with a puzzling treasure map. All the while, the looming threat of Junior's lethal lunacy stalks Wade and his colorful allies.

Quill & Quire




Category: Book industries and trade


View: 323

Where Bigfoot Walks

Crossing the Dark Divide

Author: Robert Michael Pyle

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt


Category: Nature

Page: 338

View: 605

Robert Michael Pyle trekked into the Dark Divide, where he discovered a giant fossil footprint; searched out Indians who told him of an outcast tribe that had not fully evolved into humans; and attended the convocation in British Columbia called Sasquatch Daze, where he realized that "these guys don't want to find Bigfoot-they want to be Bigfoot." Ultimately Pyle discovers a few things about Bigfoot - and a lot about the human need for something to believe in and the need for wilderness in our lives.