This contemporary parody of a childhood classic is a humorous and heartfelt tale about searching for love—and letting it find you. Makes a great gift! What’s a confident, self-reliant young woman with a heart full of love—but no boyfriend—to do? Look for her soul mate, of course! Like the intrepid baby bird in P.D. Eastman’s beloved Are You My Mother?, the independent young woman in C.B. Bryza’s witty and uplifting picture book for grown-ups takes readers along on an entertaining journey of hope and discovery. Is her boyfriend the poker-faced tough guy, the wealthy cad full of empty promises, or the nice average dude who’s really more into her friend? From the coffee shop, to the movie theater, to the self-help section of the bookstore, our heroine encounters a host of potential mates who could be perfect—for someone else. Will she ever have a happily-ever-after? Replete with Seussian, retro-style illustrations, Are You My Boyfriend? is an irresistibly charming and empowering story you’ll want to share with everyone who’s ever looked for love.
Meet Sydney, a young woman in her sophomore year of high school, with an amazing boyfriend whose life just couldn't be more perfect.Suddenly her world comes crashing down, when she is given stunning news. Her father has just received and accepted a promotion which will move her family to another state, away from her lifelong friends and her first and only love. Sydney feels hopeless as if her life is ending and there is no hope for happiness anywhere in sight. Out of the blue a new acquaintance introduces her to a new life she didn't know existed. Almost, an imaginary world.This is the turn that Sydney's life took when she was forced to leave her home town and meet people that would not only change her understanding of what is real in this world, but would add excitement to her life.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
My Boyfriend Merlin picks up where King Arthur left off. Fast-forward a thousand years or so. The sword in the stone has come back to the Land and it chooses Merlin's ex-girlfriend as a candidate to be the next Arthur.
Tempted by trouble… The moment Tash Sinclair sets eyes on family rival Aiden Moore she knows she's in trouble. His vendetta against her is bad enough, but the fact that she finds Aiden outrageously attractive makes everything a million times worse! Tash and Aiden clash immediately, but everyone knows that the line between love and hate is paper-thin. As the fireworks fly will Tash and Aiden spontaneously combust—or will Tash do the unthinkable and fall for her own worst enemy? After all, you should keep your friends close, but maybe your enemies the closest of all…!
On her way to see her brother in Italy, Lucinda is transported back in time to the Middle Ages. There she is mistaken for a young princess named Grace. King Charlemagne has done something to the princess and his wife, Countess Hildegarde. The countess has been turned into a tiger because of a magic wish by the king. The countess prays for deliverance of herself and her daughter. Lucinda was brought back in time from Alabama to help the countess, since she is the spitting image of Princess Grace. Lucinda meets a squire training for knighthood and falls for him. Meanwhile, Lucinda is taught to act like Princess Grace while she tries to find out what happened to the countess and the real princess. After freeing them both, the countess helps Lucinda go back home to Alabama. But Lucinda misses her squire after she returns home, only to meet a friend of her brother's who looks just like the squire. Will Lucinda be reunited with her true love?
From your boyfriend to your friends, family, religious peers, and co-workers there are a lot of people in the world who just won't always understand cheating. Mainstream media and "good old fashioned advice" generally end up blaming the cheater for his/her own character flaws without giving it any real thought and advise cheaters to stop cheating because clearly it's your own fault anyway. The ICOMB website (and book) is based on the idea that while cheating might be a mistake for someone, it doesn't define them as a person, it doesn't limit or change them into some form of monster. You stay human, however society has deemed you no longer have a place and need to undergo a miraculous self-discovery change before you are acceptable again. For us, we give you guidance, acceptance and a healthy dose of realistic expectations on how to move forward, make the right decisions for YOURSELF, and become the best person for yourself. This book is designed to be your understanding friend in a tough situation who will guide you to realize why you cheated, how to prevent it and also the steps forward you could make depending on your own goals.
Jane wants to meet a hero worthy of her extraordinary imagination: a gentleman who is dashing and daring and handsome and brave; who can dance like a viscount and duel like a king. Jane and Jenny are whiling away the season in Bath and there are plenty of dances, rumours and scandals to entertain them. But a good reputation, once lost, is gone forever; and Jane is in danger of becoming the talk of the town for all the wrong reasons
Follow us on http://www.instagram.com/GOOD2GOPUBLISHING for Free Giveaways. Trust no man. Every action has a reaction and sometimes that reaction is... Death Lust, Lies and Betrayal Scarred by the one you love... Ananda is on her way to the top. A frail heart and mistrust of men once took her soul to the bottom. Her sassy personality is how she forges her way through in life and remains in control. Until she meets the man, most women's dreams are made of. Ananda can't believe she'll finally get a happily ever after.... Until a tawdry secret reveal splits her world in two and forces Ananda to realize that dreams are for children and she is a grown woman now. Ananda struggles to contain her raging emotions but lack of judgment, a feisty attitude and her ride or die friend Tracey that is always down with the get down; keeps everyone on their toes and Ananda is on the warpath to let everyone know that there will be hell to pay for anyone who steps in her path. Along comes Malcolm... Malcolm is an entertainment manager that knows he has hit the jackpot when he meets a sexy, sassy woman named Ananda. Doing what it takes to propel her career and turn her into the next big international supermodel, Malcolm finds himself caught up in a whirlwind of endless sex, cultivating companionship and a lucrative contract for his client. All is well until a secret Malcolm had hoped to contain is revealed and all hell breaks loose to the point he questions if his life is in danger. In another world and another time maybe happily ever after does exist, but in this star crossed lover's world the secrets that are kept in the dark come to light and threaten every life that it touches. Journey once again with Mychea as she takes readers on an emotional roller coaster ride as they seek meaning to what this love game is all about and how being careless with matters of the heart can be deadly....
Jordan Sterling has had a boring summer, unlike the other girls at her high school. When she hears story after story of fun summer romances, Jordan decides she has to come up with her own special boyfriend. She brags about Ryan, a gorgeous guy she met "over the summer." But Ryan is a real person—a boy she's known all her life. Luckily, he lives far away. So what is Jordan going to do when Ryan moves to her town and he has no idea he's the love of her life? Will one lie ruin a life-long friendship?