Are We There Yet?

To indignity . . . and beyond!

Author: Emily Atack

Publisher: Seven Dials


Category: Humor

Page: 288

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"In the underrated noughties film Crossroads, Britney Spears sang the immortal words 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman'. Cheers Brit. I too find myself getting stuck somewhere between being an overdeveloped teenager and not quite being a fully functioning adult woman. I have no idea how to back-up my iCloud, I can't drive and I'm pretty bad at stopping men with exciting beards and unbuttoned vintage shirts from taking a big old walk all over me. In fact, not a girl, not yet a woman . . . it sums up my twenties perfectly." Emily Atack was flung to fame at just 17, as the girl-next-door character in The Inbetweeners. Almost ten years later, she won over the nation on I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here with her cracking impersonations, epic bravery in the Bushtucker trials and general positivity. Now, in her first book, Emily digs deep and reveals the hilarious highs and the heart-breaking lows that rocked the years between. With astonishing courage and her trade-mark humour, she shares stories about her family, first dates (and bad dates), first loves, moments where she's hit rock bottom and how she finally came to realise that it was all going to be okay. Are We There Yet? is a warm, honest, FUNNY book for women of any age who have ever felt they needed to look a certain way or felt uncomfortable in their own skin. It's about life, love, everything grubby and glamorous in between, and ultimately realising that you're good enough. (Also she bought a laptop specifically to write this book so you better believe it's getting down and dirty :D)

Are We There Yet?

A Guide to Life, Living and Death

Author: Dennis D. Hunt

Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd


Category: Life

Page: 320

View: 236

Life. The great mystery. What is it? How can we make sense of it? Has it any purpose for us beyond simply the survival of the species? Does God exist? Was Darwin right? These are fundamental and challenging questions, still awaiting satisfactory answers. Are We There Yet? Explores these questions and more.

Are We There Yet?

Journey Into the Presence of God

Author: Sarah Lynne Ramsey

Publisher: Tate Publishing


Category: Religion

Page: 292

View: 331

Did you know God has a secret place? He does, and he wants you to learn the way into the secret place of the Most High. In "Are We There Yet?" Sarah Ramsey uncovers an ancient path in the Tabernacle of Moses that reveals the pattern into God's presence. Though the journey is simple, many people do not know how to get there. Let's make the journey together! It is simply not possible to take this journey incrementally and progressively and not 'get there'; our arrival being understood as a renewed sense and awareness of God's own manifested presence...After having read Sarah's book, the sense of the manifest presence of the Lord has increased in a way that I have long desired. Sarah really does take you there. Bob and Judith Mumford, International Bible teacher and author In a time when mankind has apparently lost his mooring to anything steadfast and absolute, "Are We There Yet?" comes along. Every Christian worker serious about their service for the gospel should add this foundational work to their library. Joe McGee, President Joe McGee Ministries Faith For Families Our hope and trust is that this in-depth examination of the pathway into the presence of God will inspire many to begin and complete this valuable journeya "and then to abide in His presence. Dick Leggatt, President Derek Prince Ministries Sarah has a contagious love for Christ and His presence and walks intimately with Him. Her personal prayer life is honored and emulated by others. Pastor Eddie Turner, First Assembly of God, Cookeville, Tennessee"

Are We There, Yet?

Author: T.M. Williams

Publisher: AuthorHouse


Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 28

View: 579

School is out and it’s time for summer vacation. It’s a long trip to the beach in the car with the family. Not every moment on vacation is as fun as it should be. Maybe some of these experiences have happened to you on your vacation too.

Are We There Yet?

Author: David Levithan

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers


Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 224

View: 655

Take a trip to Italy in this “introspective, moving, and honest” (Publishers Weekly) novel by bestselling author David Levithan (Every Day; Will Grayson, Will Grayson with John Green) in which fledgling family bonds are threatened by new love. Sixteen-year-old Elijah is completely mellow and his 23-year-old brother Danny is completely not, so it's no wonder they can barely tolerate one another. So what better way to repair their broken relationship than to trick them into taking a trip to Italy together? Soon, though, their parents' perfect solution has become Danny and Elijah's nightmare as they're forced to spend countless hours together. But then Elijah meets Julia, and soon the brothers aren't together nearly as much. And when Julia suddenly decides that maybe it's Danny she's really interested in, Danny has a decision to make: does he honor his relationship with the brother he thinks hates him, or does he follow his heart, which sorely needs some repairing of its own?Elijah and Danny don’t think they have anything in common except their parents. Danny thinks Elijah is a lazy, slacking, clueless dreamer who doesn’t know how to make a living. Elijah thinks Danny is a workaholic, stuck-up, soulless drone who doesn’t know how to make a life. Yes, they’re brothers. Then their parents trick them into taking a trip to Italy together. Nine days of escape. Nine days of somewhere else. Elijah and Danny aren’t sure it’s going to work. Until they each meet a girl—the same girl. Julia. And nothing will ever be the same again. AN ALA BEST BOOK FOR YOUNG ADULTS From the Hardcover edition.

Mom, Are We There Yet?

Author: Monica Frazier Anderson

Publisher: TyMAC Books


Category: Humor

Page: 174

View: 848

Every day family life with a big dose of humor. Think Bombeck and Dave Barry...then think again. Dr. Monica Anderson--mother, grandmother, humorist and dentist has a unique style that delivers a dose of laughter you'll never forget!

Are We There Yet?

Author: J.A. Marlow

Publisher: Star Catcher Publishing


Category: Fiction


View: 519

The more things change, the more they stay the same. The Larson family head out in their space-RV on a vacation trip to Venus when the mini-disasters start piling up, soon leading to an age-old refrain… "Are we there yet?" A science fiction humor short story.

Are We There Yet?

A Guide to Revelation

Author: Jason Bargo

Publisher: Tate Publishing


Category: Religion

Page: 312

View: 293

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of water of life freely. He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. Revelation 21:5-7 (KJV) 'Jason Bargo's book has elbowed its way into an already crowded field by way of Jason's unabashed passion for the Gospel of Jesus Christ, his thorough work with the Old Testament texts Revelation so heavily depends upon and his willingness to Biblically differ with prior approaches to the Revelation. Agree or disagree, this work is worth investigation.' Robert Franklin Sr. Pastor, Main Street Church Are We There Yet?, from new author Jason Bargo, takes the reader on a guided tour of the book of Revelation, presented in an easy-to-understand format. After years of studying the final book of the Bible, the author felt led to share his ideas with others. An insightful, useful topical reference, Are We There Yet? provides an in-depth look at the events described in the book of Revelation; events that may not be too far off. This is Revelation like you've never seen it before. Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand. Revelation 1:3 (KJV)

Imagining the Supernatural North

Author: Eleanor Rosamund Barraclough

Publisher: University of Alberta


Category: Social Science

Page: 296

View: 179

“Turning to face north, face the north, we enter our own unconscious. Always, in retrospect, the journey north has the quality of dream.” Margaret Atwood, “True North” In this interdisciplinary collection, sixteen scholars from twelve countries explore the notion of the North as a realm of the supernatural. This region has long been associated with sorcerous inhabitants, mythical tribes, metaphysical forces of good and evil, and a range of supernatural qualities. It was both the sacred abode of the gods and a feared source of menacing invaders and otherworldly beings. Whether from the perspective of traditional Jewish lore or of contemporary black metal music, few motifs in European cultural history show such longevity and broad appeal. Contributors: Eleanor Rosamund Barraclough, Angela Byrne, Danielle Marie Cudmore, Stefan Donecker, Brenda S. Gardenour Walter, Silvije Habulinec, Erica Hill, Jay Johnston, Maria Kasyanova, Jan Leichsenring, Shane McCorristine, Jennifer E. Michaels, Ya’acov Sarig, Rudolf Simek, Athanasios Votsis, Brian Walter