A Round of Golf Jokes

Author: Helen Exley

Publisher: Helen Exley Gift Books

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 64

View: 613

For all golf addicts from the duffer to the pro - this little book is packed with the best jokes and funniest quotations. Illustrated by Bill Sott's hilarious cartoons.

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

Author: Franklin Dohanyos

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 192

View: 185

First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Pub

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 175

View: 241

Golfers know they have to laugh at themselves or theyre in big trouble! To help them along, bestselling author Bob Phillips has gathered together terrific golf-related quotes and jokes, including:He has given up golf for painting(it takes fewer strokes.(Bob HopeMy game is so bad that the flags ought to be at half-staff.(Al MelestaSome golfers blast their ball from traps; with one adroit explosion; but others, out in ten perhaps; depend upon erosion.(Richard ArmourReaders will tee up for 18 holes worth of hilarity in a book where laughter is par for the course!.

Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book

Author: Team Golfwell

Publisher: Team Golfwell

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 210

View: 157

If you like adult jokes, then this book is for you. A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood! Laughter helps you relax and focus and play better. No corny jokes here. Caution: These aren't the kind of jokes your momma told you - strictly for adults. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. It will chase the blues away. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said, "Laughter will help you relax, and the more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything, the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are with your job, the better you are with yourself." He'll love you for the laughter it brings.

Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes

Another Golfwell Treasury of the Absolute Best in Golf Stories, and Golf Jokes

Author: Team Golfwell

Publisher: Team Golfwell

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 230

View: 844

Intriguing golf stories and adult golf jokes for your entertainment or it makes a great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Interesting little known stories about Tiger, Rory, Arnie, Brooks, and others PGA Tour golfers as well as celebrity golfers like Bill Murray and many others with thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, golf books coffee table, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, mental golf books, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books Second in the series of Golf Jokes. See "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" for the first book in this series ISBN 978-1530123544 for more adult golf jokes. Lots of laughs and puts everyone in a good mood. Adults Only. Tags: Young golfer books, books for young golfers, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, college golf. golf scholarships, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books, famous golf books,

501 Golf Jokes

For (Almost) All Occasions

Author: Franklin Dohanyos

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Golf

Page: 178

View: 880

Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book: A Treasury Hilarious Jokes On The Course, Clubhouse Bar, Or Tee Box Or Basically Anywhere.

Author: At Golfwell Net The Team

Publisher: Volume One

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 212

View: 351

Very funny long story jokes! Hilarious! An overnight best-selling adults only joke book. Great for golfers and lots of fun and laughs. All long story R rated jokes - like the jokes comedians tell and act out. Great gift for golfers everywhere. Jokes relieve tension and brighten the day! Great fun and enjoyment!

Great Golf Formats Golf Betting Games, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes and Stories

Author: Team Golfwell

Publisher: Team Golfwell

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 132

View: 487

If you are looking to play different golf formats, different betting games, different haggles, check this book out. It also makes great gift for a weekend golfer, a source of new golf games to liven up a golf round. He'll love you for the enjoyment and fun this book brings. He won't have to ever think of ways to liven the routine of weekend golf. These games aren't complicated and produce excitement and fun. This book has fun variations to add to golf games like "Wolf", "MeToos", or "Portuguese Caddy, etc." BONUS: Also included are amazing celebrity golf stories and golf jokes scattered in the pages of this book. It's an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood. REVIEWS: "Long jokes and there's no one-liners in it. Beyond 5 stars!" "I haven't laughed this hard for 20 years!" "Adult jokes. Not for kids." "Great book and some of the jokes are appropriate for mixed company." "One of the best joke books on the market today!" Get this enjoyable book and have great times and it's great to change the usual routine now and then! Adults Only! Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, golf books coffee table, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, mental golf books, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books, famous golf books, golf bets, golf betting, golf formats, golf games for money, golf wagers, golf betting games

God Loves Golfers Best

The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers

Author: Ray Foley

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 144

View: 226

God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

The 365 Funniest Golf Jokes

Author:

Publisher: Citadel Press

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 262

View: 851

From unforgettable anecdotes to insispensable one-liners, here are hundreds of jokes culled from a lifetime of looking for laughs on the links. You can land a hole in one with your humor every day of the year with "The 365 Funniest Golf Jokes: " useful material for wags at the nineteenth hole and always an on-par gift.

Jewish Jokes: A Clever Kosher Compilation

A Clever Kosher Compilation

Author: David Minkoff

Publisher: Macmillan

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 32

View: 124

Previously published as part of Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes. From circumcision to bar mitzvahs and rabbis to relationships, here is a feast of over 300 old and new Jewish jokes and witty anecdotes---and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them! David Minkoff's website has attracted attention and contributions from around the world. Containing jokes to tell children, a compatibility test for couples, and humorous quips for special occasions, his book is a truly unique collection. Praise for OY! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes. "This clever kosher compilation generates giggles galore." ---Publishers Weekly "Terrific and addicting . . . guaranteed to make you laugh." ---The Reporter (New York)

More One Liners, Jokes and Gags

Author: Grant Tucker

Publisher: Biteback Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 336

View: 260

After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.