Porn for New Moms

From the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 9780811862165

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 96

View: 362

Hot on the heels of last year's runaway success, "Porn for Women," comes this collection that tackles the fantasies of new mothers. Prepare to enter a dream world where men insist on changing diapers, get up for 3 a.m. feedings, and admire mom's sweatpants wardrobe. Illustrated.

Porn for the Working Woman

Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452121397

Category: Humor

Page: 71

View: 8458

It's an equal-pay world in the newest installment of the hot-selling Porn for Women series. Fresh flowers abound, the company masseuse is always on hand to rub those tired feet, and promotions happen with delightful frequency. Porn for the Working Woman presents 40 seductive scenarios with glossy captioned photos from the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative. Back by popular demand, the hunks are steamier than ever, and this time, they come with replacement ink cartridges and mandatory yoga breaks. It's enough to make you take the day off—but who wants to miss the daily dessert cart? This will sweeten the 9–5 for any working woman.

Porn for Women

Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 0811873706

Category: Photography

Page: 96

View: 9041

Moishe's Miracle author Laura Krauss Melmed and illustrator Elisabeth Schlossberg celebrate Hanukkahin joyful action rhymes, festive poems, and exuberant scenes of family life. From traditional holiday foods to the story of the Maccabees, they capture the warm sights, sounds, and tastes of this wintertime festival.

Porn for Women of a Certain Age

Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 0811873714

Category: Humor

Page: 96

View: 2672

Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity? Responding to overwhelming demand, the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative has researched deeply into the desires of women of a certain age. The result: forty steamy scenarios show hunky yet distinguished men catering to every whim. These handsome hotties insist she take an early retirement, delight in the silver in her hair, and best of all, take over the cooking and cleaning. Mrrow! Scientifically proven to make women swoon, Porn for Women of a Certain Age will leave the ladies begging for more.

XXX Porn for Women

Hotter, Hunkier, and More Helpful Around the House!

Author: The Cambridge Women's Pornography Coop

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 9780811873048

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

View: 9711

Porn for Women (over 100,000 copies sold in its first six months!) and Porn for New Moms left women begging for more. To satisfy, the Cambridge Women's Pornography Collective has upped the ante with this "unrated" edition, showcasing men who are hotter, hunkier, and even more helpful around the house. In these 40 ultra-steamy photos and fantasies, women will find their deepest desires fulfilled: "Honey, I paid off our mortgage!" and "I just booked you two weeks at Canyon Ranch spa!". This collection makes another sizzling addition to our hugely successful line of Porn for Women. Bring on the eye candyand bring on the clean laundry!

Porn for the Bride

Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 081186927X

Category: Humor

Page: 96

View: 4255

The Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative is back with a new installment in the Porn for Women series, this time with 40 scenarios for the blushing bride. Glossy photos showcase ultra-sincere grooms thoroughly engaged in every detail of the big day.

Eats, Poops & Leaves

The Essential Apologies, Rationalizations, and Downright Denials Every New Paren t Needs to Know and Other Fundamentals of Baby Etiquette

Author: Adam Wasson

Publisher: Crown Archetype

ISBN: 0307420639

Category: Humor

Page: 192

View: 8085

Because What You Don’t Know, Will Embarrass You. What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or “stealth vomits” on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for parentally impaired drivers? Eats, Poops & Leaves has the answers to all these questions and more, offering polite yet innovative solutions to the etiquette situations—from the mundane to the bizarre—that confront all new parents, including: Travel Etiquette: What to do when your baby screams on a plane Workplace Etiquette: How to use your child (or your friend's!) as an excuse for tardiness and incompetence Beauty Etiquette: Do strangers confuse your bald baby girl for a boy? We've got solutions. Lots of books teach you how to change diapers, but this is the first book that will help you trick your spouse into doing it. At last, a hip, hysterical, illustrated etiquette guide to the things new parents really need to know. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Experimenting with Babies

50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid

Author: Shaun Gallagher

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101599693

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 224

View: 9203

Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

Porn for Women Postcard Book

Author: Susan Anderson

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780811862646

Category: Humor

Page: 30

View: 5534

Mailboxes will ignite with scenes from a world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and massages are offered nightly. Each hunky (PG-rated) photo is stamped with an equally steamy caption ("I love a clean house!").

Hot Guys and Baby Animals

Author: Audrey Khuner,Carolyn Newman

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449407900

Category: Humor

Page: 80

View: 5298

Published to benefit the SPCA, a lighthearted treasury by the creators of the Hot Guys and Baby Animals Wall Calendar features photographs of attractive, often shirtless male models with adorable baby animals and is complemented by tongue-in-cheek captions about their likes and dislikes.

Sexual Fitness

The Ultimate Guide to Pump While You Hump, Tone While You Bone and Shred in the Bed

Author: D. J. Gugenheim,Marc Fellner-Erez,Anat Fellner-Erez,Lee Asher

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

ISBN: 9781466837294

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 176

View: 8132

It’s time to work out, but your partner wants to be intimate. SEXUAL FITNESS is the simple solution to this wonderful dilemma. Make your bedroom your gym and your partner your dumbbell. Most sex books are just description manuals or photo albums with silly photos of waxed couples making ridiculous faces while they try to hide any genitalia from the camera. The truth is that when you are getting it on you don’t want to stop to read the next paragraph. SEXUAL FITNESS is a quick reference funny-read-for-the-bedroom exercise catalyst. As entertaining as they come, SEXUAL FITNESS also strives to give you an incredible and ass-kicking challenge. Experts say that during a sexual romp a person will burn between 100-150 calories. While there is no way of truly aggregating what you’ll burn, these workouts are designed to help you burn between 220-400 calories per workout or more! Try out new positions that will help you work your core and blow your… mind: • A Man A Hand A Plan • Perpendickular Lines • The Mermaid and the Sailor • The Ballerina Bunnies • The Reverse Cowgirl • Eat, Pray, Hump • Crotching Tiger Horny Dragon • Banana Split with a Cherry on Top

Porn for New Moms, Commonwealth Edition

Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative

Publisher: Chronicle Books (CA)

ISBN: 9780811864473

Category:

Page: 95

View: 6830

Features colour photographs of dads doing what new mothers really want them to - getting up for 3 am feedings, skipping golf to bond with the wee one, stocking the freezer with homemade baby food, changing every single nappy, and complimenting mum's all-sweatpants wardrobe.

African Women and ICTs

Creating New Spaces with Technology

Author: Ineke Buskens,Anne Webb

Publisher: IDRC

ISBN: 1848131925

Category: Political Science

Page: 222

View: 6057

This book explores the ways in which women in Africa utilize Information and Communication Technologies to facilitate their empowerment; whether through the mobile village phone business, through internet use, or through new career and ICT employment opportunities. Based on the outcome of an extensive research project, this timely books features chapters based on original primary field research undertaken by academics and activists who have investigated situations within their own communities and countries. The discussion includes such issues as the notion of ICTs for empowerment and as agents of change, ICTs in the fight against gender-based violence, and how ICTs could be used to re-conceptualize public and private spaces.

Making Sex

Body and Gender from the Greeks to Freud

Author: Thomas Walter Laqueur

Publisher: Harvard University Press

ISBN: 9780674543553

Category: Psychology

Page: 313

View: 5120

History of sex in the West from the ancients to the moderns by describing the developments in reproductive anatomy and physiology.

The Good Wife Guide

Author: Ladies' Homemaker Monthly

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1604334207

Category: Humor

Page: 40

View: 8247

A man’s home is his castle, and as such, he should be treated like a king. And this fun, retro volume shows wives how to keep his royal highness happy. When he returns home from his demanding job, a man rightfully deserves a bit of pampering. A happy smile, a warm kiss, and a pair of cozy slippers are just the start. Here are all the secrets for helping him feel comfortable and content: advice on cooking from scratch, the lowdown on why a clean home makes hubby feel better, and valuable hints on making yourself more attractive to him. It's a great and humorous gift for brides-to-be or happily married wives, for Valentine’s Day, and bridal showers and bachelorette parties.

Would You Rather...? for Kids!

Author: Justin Heimberg,David Gomberg

Publisher: Falls Media

ISBN: 9780978817824

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 220

View: 6797

Offers a series of choices between potentially equally desirable--or undesirable--alternatives, such as having six lips or six fingers, and includes blank choices for readers to develop.

Intersex

Stories and Statistics from Australia

Author: Tiffany Jones,Bonnie Hart,Morgan Carpenter

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781783742097

Category: Social Science

Page: 272

View: 6102

Sex is complex. Humans are simultaneously more similar in their sex development, and more diverse, than is commonly appreciated or understood. Females and males are not made of wildly different ingredients. The potential to have intersex variations-to be born with atypical sex characteristics-exists for all humans in the first few weeks of their prenatal development. 1.7% of people actually go on to be born intersex. However, most of us know little about intersex variations. This is only partly due to their occasional invisibility. Intersex people have historically faced deep social stigma-the assumption that they were simply bizarre aberrations from the human norm. Furthermore, intersex infants have been widely subjected to systematic institutional mistreatment, particularly within medical settings. Finally, some people with intersex variations have simply tried to integrate themselves unnoticed into the socially accepted categories of male and female. Drawing on stories and statistics from the first national study of intersex the book argues for a distinct 'Intersex Studies' framework to address intersex issues and identity-foregrounding people with intersex variations' own goals, perspectives and experiences. Collected in 2015 and arranged in thematic chapters, the data presented here on 272 individuals gives a penetrating account of historically and socially obscured experience. This book is an important and long-overdue contribution to our understanding of human sexuality and a must-read for people with intersex variations, health practitioners, psychologists, advocacy groups, students, and anybody interested in knowing more about our diverse human make-up.

Black Swan

The Twelve Lessons of Abandonment Recovery : Featuring, The Allegory of the Little Girl on the Rock

Author: Susan Anderson

Publisher: Partners Publishing Group

ISBN: 9780967375519

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 111

View: 7053

Black Swan: The Twelve Lessons of Abandonment Recovery is a self help tool, a supplement for personal growth. "Black Swan is a symbol for healing, a spirit guide for overcoming the woundedness of adandonment." Twelve lessons for healing from the loss of love, presented in an allegorical tale of a child who meets a magical black swan after she is abandoned in the forest by her father. This story within a story includes the author s own experience with loss. The book provides emotional and spiritual healing to those going through heartbreak, loss, and abandonment."

Intercourse

Author: Andrea Dworkin

Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com

ISBN: 145872378X

Category: Social Science

Page: 356

View: 9968

Intercourse is a book that moves through the sexed world of dominance and submission. It moves in descending circles, not in a straight line, and as in a vortex each spiral goes down deeper. Its formal model is Dante's Inferno; its lyrical debt is to Rimbaud; the equality it envisions is rooted in the dreams of women, silent generations, pioneer voices, lone rebels, and masses who agitated, demanded, cried out, broke laws, and even begged. The begging was a substitute for retaliatory violence: doing bodily harm back to those who use or injure you. I want women to be done with begging. The public censure of women as if we are rabid because we speak without apology about the world in which we live is a strategy of threat that usually works. Men often react to women's words - speaking and writing - as if they were acts of violence; sometimes men react to women's words with violence. So we lower our voices. Women whisper. Women apologize. Women shut up. Women trivialize what we know. Women shrink. Women pull back. Most women have experienced enough dominance from men - control, violence, insult, contempt - that no threat seems empty. Intercourse does not say, forgive me and love me. It does not say, I forgive you, I love you. For a woman writer to thrive (or, arguably, to survive) in these current hard times, forgiveness and love must be subtext. No. I say no. Intercourse is search and assertion, passion and fury; and its form - no less than its content - deserves critical scrutiny and respect.---- PREFACE

The Fourth Trimester

Understanding, Protecting, and Nurturing an Infant Through the First Three Months

Author: Susan Brink

Publisher: Univ of California Press

ISBN: 0520267125

Category: FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS

Page: 214

View: 3982

The first three months of a baby’s life is an outside-the-uterus period of intense development, a biological bridge from fetal life to preparation for the real world. The fourth trimester has more in common with the nine months that came before than with the lifetime that follows. This comprehensive, intimate, and much-needed “operating manual” for newborns presents a new paradigm of a baby's early life that shifts our focus and alters our priorities. Combining the latest scientific findings with real-life stories and experiences, Susan Brink examines critical dimensions of newborn development such as eating and nutrition, bonding and attachment, sleep patterns, sensory development, pain and pleasure, and the creation of foundations for future advancement. Brink offers well-informed, practical information and the reasons behind her advice so that parents and caretakers can make their own decisions about how to care for a newborn during this crucial period. The Fourth Trimester assures readers that infants are as biologically capable as they are physically helpless. They thrive on what is readily available in every household: consistent, loving attention.