A no-holds-barred collection of comic illustrations inspired by the popular UK television series celebrates the humorous intersection between the obscenities thought by everyday people and what they actually say out loud. Original. 25,000 first printing.
Produced by cartoonists Jon Link & Mick Bunnage this book allows people to channel inner peace and a mindful state whilst colouring in images of mindless violence and vandalism, all carried out by a dedicated cast of suited men and women. Includes images of a man bending a lampost, a woman attacking a sapling with a baseball bat, a group of men fighting over a parking space plus many more scenes of contemporary life much of it set against a backdrop of complex geometric patterns ideal for colouring in.
The Weekend Colouring Book by Modern Toss is the fourth in their massively popular satirical adult colouring book series. Express your end-of-week frustrations by colouring in images depicting the joys of Saturday supermarket shopping, botched DIY projects, attending children s sports games, visiting the in-laws, buying a takeaway and going out on the lash - the perfect catharsis in preparation for the looming spectre of Monday morning.
Modern Toss are publishing their third in a series of adult colouring books. Following the success of the 'Mindless Violence' colouring book, 'Mindlessness' taps into the therapeutic benefits and mindful state that colouring in pictures can produce. Follow a cast of absent minded men and women as they explore what happens when a series of everyday tasks are approached with a completely empty mind.
MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN EVER'Best. Diary. Ever' Metro 'Cheeringly depressing' Guardian'Abandon all hope, ye who buy it' New York TimesPerpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb ('If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?', 'Crappe diem') and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car'). And save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. This diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.* 2018 Edition includes:Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles
Modern Toss are publishing their much awaited 9th comic, 'Fucking Arseholes Anonymous'. A brand new 64 page collection with new cartoons of favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine, Drive By Abuser and Customer Services. Plus, brand new hilarity from Bacon Cancer, Quiet Zone, Towel Sculpting and Random Fucking Idiot Internment Camp.
The first in an illustrated dictionary series, this book identifies and defines - with new words and phrases - a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed. The ear grease on a smart phone screen, wearing a hat that makes you look like even more of a tit, the DNA rich stew in the bogs hand dryer trough, paying extra money to sit in a plane before the rest of the passengers. This invaluable tool for navigating the 21st century shitscape is printed on paper, rendering it impervious to cyber attack.
This hilarious parody of the adult coloring book phenomenon contains over 100 pages of age-appropriate pictures for adults to color. From traffic jams to tangled cords to an Out of Order toilet sign, here are all life's little annoyances for you to brighten up. Take the stress out of the everyday and rediscover your childish sense of wonder by mindlessly filling these pages with color from the baggage claim area to sink filled with dirty dishes."
Modern Toss presents A Decade In the Shithouse: 560 hilarious pages of irreverent humour and stylish artwork, including fan favourites, archive rarities, one-off exhibitions, unpublished material and out-of-print cartoons. From the creators of Business Mouse, Mr. Tourette and Drive-By Abuser, this beautiful compendium contains a treasure trove of the comic cartoon genius that has kept us laughing for a decade.
The new way to increase your stress. Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate mandala design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindful. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It s not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you re probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Mandala swear words! Crocs & Socks SuperMagicCashFlowJuju Mantra Hipster Beards Mandala Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up And much much more!"
Here at last is the stress-reducing coloring book that lets adults of all ages color their way through the funny and true annoyances of everyday life. From trying to assemble flat pack furniture to clearing an office paper jam, juggling remote controls, dropping contact lenses on the bathroom floor, and nudging the cat who absolutely won't let you read your book, the dozens of witty and sympathetically amusing illustrations offer real therapy and poke gentle fun at the meditative coloring craze.
(Ephesians 6:3-4 "Fathers do not incite anger in your children, by the way you treat them) (The Best Adult coloring book on the market) This Adult coloring book is just full of stuff that only adults can enjoy, from violent images, to sexuality, dark cartoons, comics, scary clowns, day of the dead skeletons, naked women, witches, vampires, and all the negative kind of stuff they won't let you talk about or express. Mostly inspired by the 1980's, this form of art is dying and is rejuvenated in this book for your coloring pleasure. This is as decadent as it gets. I hope you enjoy. (also a great artbook at that)(Includes art from 1998 to 2013)
The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving. The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture. Man buns? Get in the sea. Glitter beards? In you go. Cereal cafes? SEA. And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending. Something must be done. Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .
The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of 'Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.
Welcome to Birdtopia – a curious black-and-white paradise where birds can be as small as insects and flowers as tall as trees. From tropical blooms to wild woodlands, Birdtopia contains a stunning selection of inquisitive birds from across the world including gentle blue tits and violet-tailed sylphs; majestic peacocks and Oriental darters; and striking birds of prey, such as the golden eagle and great gray owl. This beautiful coloring book for all ages contains over 70 pages of wondrous birds living in a world brimming with fantastical flora and fauna. Birdtopia also includes a key of birds and eight pages of lavishly colored illustrations to inspire the reader. The book contains a stunning selection of birds, from gentle hummingbirds and blue tits, to the majestic peacock and Oriental darter, to striking birds of prey, such as the spotted eagle-owl and goshawk.
Let this book help you find peace with the challenges that surround you. Because they are f*cking everywhere. We all have an inner voice. Sometimes it's just not quite as serene as we'd like. Based on the viral video that had everyone from yogis to workaholics raving, F*ck That is the completely truthful and oddly tranquil guide to achieving your inner peace. From the Hardcover edition.
Four and three and two and color! Walk the streets of Broad City in this over-the-top coloring book illustrated by Mike Perry, the artist behind the show's kaleidoscopic title sequences. This playful, irreverent homage to the hit TV show takes you inside the minds of Abbi, Ilana, Lincoln, Jaime, and Bevers with activities, maps, mazes, quotes, and more.
A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.
What can the rise and reign of this century's most feared politician teach us about life, work and love? Rob Sears shows how the machinations that enabled Putin to dominate the Kremlin and undermine the United States of America could also help you take control of your mundane life. How would you like to ruin your enemies by sharing compromising material about that time they didn't wash their hands? Or annex territory by claiming the stationery cupboard at work as your personal empire? Fancy hacking democracy at the parent-teacher association to ensure you're a shoo-in for social secretary? Or serving up a cold dish called revenge in a high street restaurant? Filled with stories from Putin's extraordinary time in power, and ideas and illustrations to help you emulate him on a small scale, Vladimir Putin: Life Coach is the ultimate guide to releasing the pseudo-elected, judo black-belt, 5D chess-playing autocrat inside each and every one of us.