Bilder, zu denen Sie nicht masturbieren sollten

Author: Graham Johnson

Publisher: Riva Verlag

ISBN: 3864135214

Category: Humor

Page: 80

View: 8581

Was haben Gummihandschuhe, ein Eichhörnchen und ein Kaktus gemeinsam? Sie kommen nicht drauf? Umso besser! Alles andere hätte kein gutes Licht auf Sie geworfen. Diese gehören nämlich, wie auch der Salzstreuer und der kaputte Fahrradsattel, zu den Bildern, zu denen Sie besser nicht masturbieren sollten. Die lustige Zusammenstellung verschiedenster Bilder unterdrückt problemlos selbst die stärkste Libido.

Bilder, zu denen Sie nicht masturbieren sollten

Author: Graham Johnson

Publisher: Riva Verlag

ISBN: 3864135222

Category: Fiction

Page: 80

View: 992

Was haben Gummihandschuhe, ein Eichhörnchen und ein Kaktus gemeinsam? Sie kommen nicht drauf? Umso besser! Alles andere hätte kein gutes Licht auf Sie geworfen. Diese gehören nämlich, wie auch der Salzstreuer und der kaputte Fahrradsattel, zu den Bildern, zu denen Sie besser nicht masturbieren sollten. Die lustige Zusammenstellung verschiedenster Bilder unterdrückt problemlos selbst die stärkste Libido.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson,Rob Hibbert

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101478543

Category: Humor

Page: 80

View: 8826

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Leben mit einem großen Penis

Rat und Weisheiten für Männer, die außerordentlich gut ausgestattet sind

Author: Dr. Richard Jacob,Pater Owen Thomas

Publisher: Riva Verlag

ISBN: 3864136008

Category: Fiction

Page: 128

View: 8655

Endlich gibt es das erste Selbsthilfebuch für Männer, die unter OMG (Opulenten männichen Genitalien) leiden. OMG ist ein genetischer Defekt, bei dem der Penis absurd große Ausmaße annimmt. Jedes Jahr wird bei Tausenden von Männern OMG diagnostiziert. Leider bedeutet diese Diagnose für die meisten ein Leben am Rande der Gesellschaft. Leben mit einem großen Penis verkündet diesen Männern nun erstmals die frohe Botschaft von Hoffnung und Toleranz. Außerdem erhalten sie wichtige und hilfreiche Informationen u.?a. über: > Outing: Wie sagt man es Familie und Freunden? > Geschlechtsverkehr mit einem riesigen Penis > Unerwartete Vorteile eines riesigen Penis Dieser wertvolle Ratgeber enthält Gebete, Gedichte, ein Affirmationstagebuch und gedankenvolle Zitate von Experten, die den Männern helfen werden, OMG für sich zu akzeptieren. Ein Muss für alle, die unter diesem Phänomen leiden.

Images and Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Images You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539090496

Category:

Page: 50

View: 3514

Images and Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Images You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Sehnsucht nach Gott

Leben als "christlicher Genießer"

Author: John Piper

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783935188296

Category:

Page: 420

View: 961

Sex for one

die Lust am eigenen Körper

Author: Betty Dodson

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783442162536

Category:

Page: 159

View: 1882

Die sexuellen Phantasien der Frauen

Author: Nancy Friday

Publisher: S. Fischer Verlag

ISBN: 3105619135

Category: Psychology

Page: 368

View: 4404

Was Frauen nicht einmal ihren Männern anvertrauen, hier ist es zu lesen: keine schamhaften Beichten, sondern ehrliche Berichte und Bekenntnisse. Was im geheimen Garten ihrer sexuellen Phantasien wächst und blüht, ihre geheimsten Wünsche, ihre unendlich erfinderischen Traumvorstellungen, hier werden sie in allen Varianten ausgesprochen. (Dieser Text bezieht sich auf eine frühere Ausgabe.)

Images of Fish You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Fish You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539089902

Category:

Page: 34

View: 9681

Images of Fish You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Fish You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Flowers You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Flowers You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539090656

Category:

Page: 50

View: 5178

Images of Flowers You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Flowers You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Insects You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Insects You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539090137

Category:

Page: 34

View: 5887

Images of Insects You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Insects You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Animals You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Animals You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539089674

Category:

Page: 34

View: 3280

Images of Animals You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Animals You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Kacka Sutra

52 inspirierende Techniken, das große Geschäft zu verrichten

Author: Daniel Cole Young

Publisher: Riva Verlag

ISBN: 3864134412

Category: Fiction

Page: 128

View: 3610

Jedes Mal, wenn die Toilettentür von innen geschlossen wird, steht ein einzigartiges, unvergleichliches Ereignis bevor. Kacka Sutraverhilft dem geübten Klogänger dazu, dieses Erlebnis der menschlichen Biologie auf aufregend neue Weise zu erfahren, und stellt 52 verschiedene Arten vor, sich Erleichterung zu verschaffen. Von der Anfängerhaltung bis zur Profitechnik ist für jeden etwas dabei: beispielsweise »Der Denker« – die Position für eingehende Betrachtun-gen des Lebens und der Welt. So kann man über die wirklich wichtigen Fragen des Lebens nachdenken: Was macht mich glücklich? Ernähre ich mich gesund genug? Habe ich wirklich so viel Mais gegessen?

Images of Machines, Computers and Technology You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Machines, Computers and Technology You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539090250

Category:

Page: 34

View: 9066

Images of Machines, Computers and Technology You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Machines, Computers and Technology You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Medical Equipment You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Medical Equipment You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539090366

Category:

Page: 34

View: 7987

Images of Medical Equipment You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Medical Equipment You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"