Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 80

View: 141

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Images and Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Images You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 50

View: 705

Images and Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Images You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Badly Drawn Images That You Should Not Masturbate To

With Non-Erotic Descriptions

Author: Richard Pecker

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 80

View: 141

Masturbation can be an adultsWorst addicktion. This adult humor book contains a collectionof images or pictures designed tohelp you break the habit and stay clean.Badly Drawn Images or Pictures That You Should Not Masturbate To: With non-erotic descriptions. This book is a satire and parody book which contains adult humor.

Images of Food You Should Not Masturbate to

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 34

View: 172

Images of Food You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Food You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNINGThroughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects:-* Blindness * Lose of strength and athletic prowess* An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell* Loss of appetite* Sleepiness* Friction burnAs the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS.This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!

Images of Fish You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Fish You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 34

View: 215

Images of Fish You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Fish You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Animals You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Animals You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 34

View: 219

Images of Animals You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Animals You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Insects You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Insects You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 34

View: 833

Images of Insects You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Insects You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Machines, Computers and Technology You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Machines, Computers and Technology You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 34

View: 734

Images of Machines, Computers and Technology You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Machines, Computers and Technology You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images of Medical Equipment You Should Not Masturbate To

The Ultimate Picture Book of Medical Equipment You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't!

Author: Jakov Cummings

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 34

View: 851

Images of Medical Equipment You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Medical Equipment You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

المسيحية المجردة

Author: سي اس لويس

Publisher: ktab INC.

ISBN:

Category: Religion

Page: 207

View: 686

المسيحيَّة المُجرَّدة‘‘ كتابٌ كلاسيكيٌّ من القرن العشرين، كتبه سي. أس. لِويس، يعرض فيه ملخَّصًا لِمَا آمن به المسيحيُّون عبر تاريخ المسيحيَّة. يستخدم لِويس في هذا الكتاب الفلسفةَ وتوضيحاتٍ عميقةً ومنطقًا بارعًا ينقلُ بها أفكارَه. مُبتَدئًا بالدِّفاع عن وجود الله، يستمرُّ لِويس في عرضِ أعماق الإيمان المسيحيِّ في سلسلةٍ من المقالاتِ التي غيَّرتْ حياةَ وأفكارَ عددٍ لا حصرَ له من القُرَّاء خلال النصف الثاني من القرن الماضي. وتأتي هذه الترجمة إلى العربيَّة ليَنتفعَ بها قُرَّاؤها الذين بينهم بدأ الإيمانُ المسيحيُّ قبل ألفَي سنة.