Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks

Willies in Art ? a Hilarious & Naughty Coloring Book

Author: Ella Cotton

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539874683

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Page: 60

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JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

Penis Pokey

Author: Christopher Behrens

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 1594741484

Category: Humor

Page: 18

View: 2242

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

Whimsical Willies

The Adults-Only Funny & Naughty Cock Coloring Book

Author: Nawteefun

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781548230067

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Page: 126

View: 2384

Whimsical Willies: The Adults-Only Funny & Naughty Cock Coloring Book is filled with (soon to be) colorful cocks, dazzling dicks, and a plethora of pulchritudinous penises! Text pages with cock-themed dirty jokes appear between the coloring pages of this book to provide both some added humor and description of the images, as well as to provide a bleed-through buffer for those using coloring pens. There are 30 different large 8.5" X 11" (because size DOES matter!) naughty coloring pages in this book . Thumbnail images of all 30 pictures can be seen on the "Look Inside" or other preview feature where available. You'll find that this book for grown-ups provides a wide variety in theme and design complexity, allowing for adult coloring enjoyment for beginners and experts alike. A mixture of both white and black background coloring images are included. While some may purchase this book simply as a humorous and slightly dirty gag gift or adult party activity (birthday parties, bridal showers, bachelorette/hen parties, etc.), it is intended to provide plenty of fun and entertainment for serious colorists as well. Get your copies (be generous with your love and get extras for your friends!) of Whimsical Willies: The Adults-Only Funny & Naughty Cock Coloring Book today!

Vajayjays

A Fertile Crescent Coloring Book for Adults

Author: Honey Badger Coloring

Publisher: Honey Badger Coloring

ISBN: 9781640011755

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Page: 82

View: 6767

2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOROUS Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of vaginas. Honey Badger Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Details: NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock

Colourful Swear Words

Entertaining Insults in an Adult Coloring Book

Author: Ella Cotton

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780956329097

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Page: N.A

View: 3244

FLASH LAUNCH SALE 3.75 (Usual price 5.25) Will end soon! Colourful Swear Words - A Colouring Book by Ella Cotton for Adults Please be aware that this is a new and updated version of Ella's original 'Colourful Insults' colouring book. We decided to change the title and include a few more designs. Need to Relax? To laugh and blow off steam? Stressed by work, a colleague or the daily commute? Looking for a gift for a friend who appreciates humorous insults? (or one who doesn't!) Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Colourful Insults' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed B/W illustration has its own typographical insult and is ready to colour in. This is extreme mindfulness! Insults found inside the book include: W*nkpuffin C*ckwomble W*nker Bullsh*tter Kn*b Goblin And many more! These wonderful insults and their illuminating descriptions will leave you relaxed and amused. Also perfect as a Secret Santa present! To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: Retro Inc Books Facebook page"

The Kinky Coloring Book 4

Author: James Courtney

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 098589993X

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Page: 68

View: 1752

The Kinky Coloring Book is back with an all-new fourth edition. Featuring 35 black and white Illustrations of the hottest Bay Area alternative models drawn by Pin-Up artist James Courtney. This is not a little kid's coloring book. So grab some colored pencils. It is time for some more adult coloring fun!

Genital World

Anti-Stress Art Therapy for Busy People with a Sense of Humor

Author: Leslie Tran,Zerah Suh-Klimek

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780997847628

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Page: N.A

View: 8887

"Genital World" is what happens when vaginas and penises are scrutinized through the witty and mathemagical prisms of artists Leslie Tran and Zerah Suh-Klimek. Zerah's fractal designs and patterns challenges our notions of sex organs as mundanely organic in form by capturing the intimate and imagination-provoking patterns intrinsic in the shapes of our cocks and pussies. Leslie, an artist responsible for a number of funny and satirical adult coloring books, incorporates penises and vaginas into lush and clever designs as a way to explore the humor and humanity of our fleshy junk, proving cunts and dicks are not only lust worthy, but funny too.A mature and artful coloring book, "Genital World" invites the reader to swim with penis sunfish in watery waves of splashing vaginas! Come join the well hung Kendo warriors in a dick battle sure to end in ecstasy! Color and laugh your way to genital-nirvana with fifty sexy scenes sure to make you think, feel and tickle your fucking pickle!

Famous Dicks

Funny Penis Coloring Book for Adults Containing Famous Cocks from Movies and Television

Author: Donna Poblano

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781548544072

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Page: 40

View: 3789

Finally! The adult coloring book you've been waiting for. Cock-full of a variety of famous characters from movies and television all inspired by and featuring everyone's favorite one-eyed snake. Get your colored peencils sharpened because it's gonna be HARD to put this one down! Includes: Cocktor Who Jurassdick Park Cocky Balboa Dong of the Dead and more! 18 detailed illustrations, Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11

Very Naughty Unicorn! Adult Coloring Books Unicorns Edition

Author: Activity Attic Books

Publisher: Activity Attic Books

ISBN: 9781683230151

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Page: N.A

View: 3656

Hey Ms. Unicorn, what naughty ideas do you have in mind today? Let's color you and find out! Your colored artwork reflects your personality because your choices are all your own. It reflects the state of your mind, which makes it a reliable tool when diagnosing mental and emotional illnesses. Grab a copy now!

The Yoni Coloring Book: For Your Inner and Outer Goddess

Author: H. L. Brooks

Publisher: Weatherhill

ISBN: 9780997080193

Category: Crafts & Hobbies

Page: 48

View: 426

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for womb or sacred passage-and what better way to consider this most sacred part of a woman's body than in this goddess-like aspect? With 22 different hand-drawn designs by artist H.L. Brooks, this coloring book celebrates the yoni both as a symbol of womanhood and also as a highly individual form-unique to every woman and each beautiful in her own way. The pages are printed on the front side only, allowing you to use markers, gel pens, or watercolors as well as colored pencils or crayons, and each intricately drawn yoni is presented on a plain background, waiting for your creative touches (stars, rainbows, paisley patterns, hearts, or what-have-you).

Vagina Coloring Book - Be Ready for Yoni Fun!

Author: Tata Gosteva

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781978271104

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Page: 40

View: 7261

These Coloring book amazing gifts for Bachelor parties, adult parties, Bachelorette parties, gag gifts, Birthday parties and many more occasions! This coloring book features 20 detailed vagina designs by Tata Gosteva, ready to be brought to life with color! The paper is a quality white bond, images on one side only for easy removal and display. This intricate designs are suitable for adults only.

Gay Sex Positions Volume 1: An Adult Coloring Book

Author: Justin Syde

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1329949749

Category: Comics & Graphic Novels

Page: 46

View: 3358

Gay Sex Positions: A Coloring Book is an adult-themed coloring book of gay sexual positions that you can add to your repertoire. It's a collection of scenes to try with a partner or friends, including locker room, glory hole, at the office, group and orgy. Each illustration in this adult coloring book contains a variety of intricate details, with jewelry, tattoos, fabric prints, rugs, backgrounds and more for you to fill in. Use crayons, watercolors, charcoal, paint, colored pencils, pastels or any combination to create beautiful, full-color scenes. Gay Sex Positions: A Coloring Book is the first volume of a three-volume set, with 23 illustrations in each.

Honey-Cock Coloring Book for Adult Relaxation

40 Pages of Naughty and Stress Relieving Cock Designs Filled with Mandalas, Floral, Paisley and Henna Patterns

Author: Dave Archer

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781975623043

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Page: 42

View: 9651

40 Pages of Naughty and Stress Relieving Cock Designs Honey-Cock Contains 40 Naughty and Stress Relieving Cock Designs Filled with Mandalas, Floral, Paisley and Henna Patterns We have carefully selected the highest quality designs from our favorite artist to give you the best coloring experience, entertainment and relaxation. Designs range in complexity from beginner to expert-level thereby making this book perfect for both beginners and long time coloring enthusiasts. Each full-page image is so highly detailed you could easily spend several hours on just one image! And, each image is printed on its own page to reduce bleed-through. Suitable for coloring pens, markers, pencils, pastels and Crayons Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring! It is time you relax and let the creativity flow through you.

Sex Position Coloring Book (Nights Edition)

40 Kamasutra Sex Positions Designs

Author: Elvira Diamond,Adult Book

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781540776129

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Page: 82

View: 7426

LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! Great value (Regular $ 14.99 ) NEW 40 Unique Zentangle Designs on Black Paper ! For hot minded grown ups! Best selling adult coloring book printed on black paper. Using this beautiful bed night time edition will make your designs vibrant with color. The perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor and erotic scent. *Please know that our book contains erotic positions and is not intended for children. Sex Positions Adult Coloring Book: Contains most popular Kamasutra Sex Positions. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level.. 40 Kamasutra Positions Designs: Original and hand drawn illustrations Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Single-Sided Pages Printed on black paper List of Kamasutra Sex Positions: Elevator 69 Suspended Anvil Asian Cowgirl Ballet Dancer Bandoleer Betty Rocker Bottoms Up Bulldog Bumper Cars Couch Surfer Cowgirl Doggy Drill Exposed Eagle Face Sitter Gift Wrapped Jockey Kitchen Confidential Teaspooning Launch Pad Mastery Man Missionary Romper Room Mongolian Smurf Pearly Gates Pirates Bounty Quickie Fix Rear Entry Scissors and others TAGS: erotic word coloring, erotica coloring, erotics book, sex positions coloring book, Kamasutra coloring book, Kamasutra book, Sex adult coloring book, Erotic mandala, Erotic gifts, adult erotic book, sex journal, black coloring book, Kamasutra adult coloring, sexy designs, meditation, relaxation, bed time coloring

Calming Cocks Adult Coloring Book

Penis and Dick Filled Art Pages for Long Dong Engagement, Relaxation and Satisfaction.

Author: Jimmy Ennis

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781979020602

Category:

Page: 68

View: 6768

2017 FUNNY GIFT IDEAS HUMOROUS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS Do you love Dick Art? If you do, this coloring book is for you! Jimmy P. Ennis has taken the best of the designs and compiled them into the best Penis coloring book yet! Delve into the artistic world of these majestic cocks as you color through these pages. From beautiful and ornate penises, to courageous fully erect dongs, we have an amazing variety of dicks across every coloring page. Each page is intricately crafted with the most precise design; to ensure your coloring experience is nothing short of amazing. Sit back, relax, and let the creativity flow while you color to satisfaction. Makes a great gag gift or funny wedding party gifts.

Kama Sutra

Author: Anonymous

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 0224098578

Category: Humor

Page: 64

View: 9848

Dot-to-dot just got hotter with this amusing and arousing take on everyone's favourite makeout manual. For consenting adults only, this wickedly witty book only exposes its 30 exotic positions to the most persistent hands. Put a little lead in your pencil and get stuck in. It's almost definitely the most fun you can have with your clothes on! (Partner not included. Do try this at home.)

Penis Pokey Activity Book

Author: Christopher Behrens

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 1594744211

Category: Humor

Page: 18

View: 4057

Of all the strange books Quirk has published, few are stranger than Penis Pokey—the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing—and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. Now Quirk is raising the bar even higher with the Penis Pokey Activity Book. Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities—including a maze, a connect-the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more. If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away!