Are You My Boyfriend?

Author: C. B. Bryza

Publisher: Simon and Schuster


Category: Humor

Page: 64

View: 484

This contemporary parody of a childhood classic is a humorous and heartfelt tale about searching for love—and letting it find you. Makes a great gift! What’s a confident, self-reliant young woman with a heart full of love—but no boyfriend—to do? Look for her soul mate, of course! Like the intrepid baby bird in P.D. Eastman’s beloved Are You My Mother?, the independent young woman in C.B. Bryza’s witty and uplifting picture book for grown-ups takes readers along on an entertaining journey of hope and discovery. Is her boyfriend the poker-faced tough guy, the wealthy cad full of empty promises, or the nice average dude who’s really more into her friend? From the coffee shop, to the movie theater, to the self-help section of the bookstore, our heroine encounters a host of potential mates who could be perfect—for someone else. Will she ever have a happily-ever-after? Replete with Seussian, retro-style illustrations, Are You My Boyfriend? is an irresistibly charming and empowering story you’ll want to share with everyone who’s ever looked for love.

Simply She

Are You MY Boyfriend?

Author: Maria Peevey

Publisher: Stewart, Tabori and Chang


Category: Humor

Page: 48

View: 343

From the funny girls of SimplyShe comes Are You My Boyfriend?, a book for any woman who has braved the wide world of dating. Here are 19 familiar guys we all know and have dated (or hated) at least once in our lives. The book's canny wit sheds light on the recognizable characteristics and behavior patterns of the It's Not You It's Me Guy, But He's Got A Great Personality Guy, Couldn't Be Nicer Guy, Mr. Lady Lover Guy, Are You Gay Guy?, and more. Are You My Boyfriend? is a comical reality chec an essential post-date classification tool, and a must-have impulse gift for friends, girlfriends, co-workers, and even for you.-- Great gift book on a universal topic every woman will identify with-- Perfectly priced for impulse purchasing-- Smartly designed format includes an interactive cover with dial-a-guy wheel-- Features hip, real-life humor in the style of Sex and the City and Bridget Jones's Diary-- 6-copy prepack available

The Shifters Series: My Boyfriend the Werewolf

Author: Susan Pruna




Page: 207

View: 877

Meet Sydney, a young woman in her sophomore year of high school, with an amazing boyfriend whose life just couldn't be more perfect.Suddenly her world comes crashing down, when she is given stunning news. Her father has just received and accepted a promotion which will move her family to another state, away from her lifelong friends and her first and only love. Sydney feels hopeless as if her life is ending and there is no hope for happiness anywhere in sight. Out of the blue a new acquaintance introduces her to a new life she didn't know existed. Almost, an imaginary world.This is the turn that Sydney's life took when she was forced to leave her home town and meet people that would not only change her understanding of what is real in this world, but would add excitement to her life.

My Boyfriend Merlin

Book 1, My Merlin Series

Author: Priya Ardis

Publisher: Priya Ardis


Category: Fiction


View: 883

My Boyfriend Merlin picks up where King Arthur left off. Fast-forward a thousand years or so. The sword in the stone has come back to the Land and it chooses Merlin's ex-girlfriend as a candidate to be the next Arthur.

My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha

Author: Jolie Kerr

Publisher: Penguin


Category: Humor

Page: 256

View: 980

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.

Poems for My Boyfriend

Poetry Written for Someone Special, by You, with a Little Help from Us

Author: You The Writer

Publisher: Independently Published


Category: Poetry

Page: 28

View: 549

Poems for my Boyfriend We are all used to giving our loved ones greeting cards at Christmas, on birthdays, anniversaries, etc. But wouldn't you like to give your boyfriend something a little more permanent and personal than a greeting card which will be thrown away after a few days? Would you like to write some romantic poems for him but find it difficult to get started? Let us give you a little help. "Poems for my Boyfriend" features lines containing only the starting and ending word or phrase. You simply complete each line by inserting a phrase which will have a special meaning for your boyfriend and, before you know it, you will have written him a poem! So, how does it work? Well, there are twelve poems waiting to be written by you. The poems are untitled and it's up to you to personalize each one with a fitting name. Let's take a couple of lines from the book as an example: Each hour________________________________________light_______________________________________________tonight The words already in place supply the rhyme to the poem you are writing, and it is up to you to inject your thoughts and feelings in the space provided. It's a bit like doing a crossword puzzle; only, you get to decide what is the right answer. You will find this therapeutic, revealing, energizing and satisfying. If you can start with this plain, skeletal framework and turn it into something that has a little pathos, humour and wisdom, you have every right to feel a sense of pride and achievement; and your boyfriend will be delighted with his gift. Visit our website YouTheWriter.Com for more information and sample poems.

I Love That You're My Boyfriend Because

Prompted Fill in the Blank Book

Author: River Breeze River Breeze Press




Page: 48

View: 879

Give your Boyfriend a Personalized Gift he will Love! Your Boyfriend will treasure this fill in the blank book. Prompts on the right side are easy to fill in. Pages on the left can be remain blank or can be used for photos, stickers, magazine cut-outs, or drawings. Your Boyfriend will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! Simple and sweet prompts will make filling out this book easy: You make the best ________ You make me laugh when you _________ I love that we have the same _________ I wish I could ___________ as well as you do And many more! Boyfriends love it when you take the time to give him something truly thoughtful. This sweet book will take less than an hour to fill out but will show your Boyfriend how much you appreciate him!

My Boyfriend the Squire

Author: Tracy Kauffman

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing


Category: Love stories

Page: 108

View: 654

On her way to see her brother in Italy, Lucinda is transported back in time to the Middle Ages. There she is mistaken for a young princess named Grace. King Charlemagne has done something to the princess and his wife, Countess Hildegarde. The countess has been turned into a tiger because of a magic wish by the king. The countess prays for deliverance of herself and her daughter. Lucinda was brought back in time from Alabama to help the countess, since she is the spitting image of Princess Grace. Lucinda meets a squire training for knighthood and falls for him. Meanwhile, Lucinda is taught to act like Princess Grace while she tries to find out what happened to the countess and the real princess. After freeing them both, the countess helps Lucinda go back home to Alabama. But Lucinda misses her squire after she returns home, only to meet a friend of her brother's who looks just like the squire. Will Lucinda be reunited with her true love?

I Cheated On My Boyfriend

The Comprehensive Guide On What To Do Next

Author: Iris Kohler

Publisher: Booktango


Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 1

View: 404

From your boyfriend to your friends, family, religious peers, and co-workers there are a lot of people in the world who just won't always understand cheating. Mainstream media and "good old fashioned advice" generally end up blaming the cheater for his/her own character flaws without giving it any real thought and advise cheaters to stop cheating because clearly it's your own fault anyway. The ICOMB website (and book) is based on the idea that while cheating might be a mistake for someone, it doesn't define them as a person, it doesn't limit or change them into some form of monster. You stay human, however society has deemed you no longer have a place and need to undergo a miraculous self-discovery change before you are acceptable again. For us, we give you guidance, acceptance and a healthy dose of realistic expectations on how to move forward, make the right decisions for YOURSELF, and become the best person for yourself. This book is designed to be your understanding friend in a tough situation who will guide you to realize why you cheated, how to prevent it and also the steps forward you could make depending on your own goals.